Just be clever for clever's sake, starin' at the ceiling into shadow-fakes
The circle-smokes in the ladies room only got you as far as the roles assumed
A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away
Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake?
And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny
Cut and dry, we'll bid good-bye to the unfunny
Their personality inspires like a five pound bag of fertilizer
Like living in a house with fifteen cats, you're unaware of the stench when a line goes flat
A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away
Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake?
And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny
Set 'em up, we'll drink a cup to the unfunnyAwwww Awwww
Awwww baby yeah
Ooohhhhhh girl Ooohhhhhh girl
Just can't help the way I feel for you Yeah Yeah
Verse 1
Finished work, driving through the rain on my way home,
Feeling tired listen to your message on my cell phone,
Thought about all the things you said , you said it down, feeling low (we need to speak so hit me back)
So I made the call and that's when girl you said that you wanted me around
Cuz’ your man keeps letting you down
I know I can do things for you no other man could do if only you allow me too
Chorus: Girl I want to take you for a ride
Take you to a place somewhere to hide
Girl you know we takes things nice and slow
Nobody has to know
Girl I want to take you somewhere
Take you to a place no one there
We can take things nice and slow nobody has to know
Verse 2
And you know I'll never do you wrong
That's why the way he treat you U can’t understand it (Yeahh Yeahh)
You never know a thing till it's gone caught in a storm not knowing what you want
I knew from the time I met you (things were fine)
Know that I just can't stand around you (while he just lies)
At you, could he tell you that there's no other girl like you while he just cheats on you,
Girl you said that so why do you always take him back
You know its way too late for that
When you could be riding next to me
I'll just take things real slow and treat you like a real lady
Girl so what's it gonna be
Chorus
Verse 3
When you can’t get to sleep at night (And we shed a tear)
And your feeling really lonely girl (Just remember I’m here)
You can always confide in me anytime let me know what’s on your mind (What’s on your mind)
Girl I ca